Teletubbies

Today i had a damn good laugh during physics tutorial with boon, nengjie and martin.
I almost had stomachache and was perspiring for laughing so vigorously.

So, whats so funny?

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TELETUBBIES!

Its so funny i tell u.
I am still laughing when searching for their pics. LOL

Teletubbies are like the more idiotic and innocent and stupid cartoon characters ever created. They have such limited sounds and vocab (ok, not vocab) that their whole range of vocable sounds can be downloaded on their website. Whats more, their show basically consists of these:

1. Appearing from somewhere (?!) and Eh-oh! And the teletubbies continues to greet and reply Eh-oh to one another

2. The sun which has a face of a baby (?!) and the microphones/water sprayer/speakers/talking flowers that rises from the ground suddenly

3. Atennas on the heads (?!) of the teletubbies suddenly shining, and one of them gets to show a freaking stupid video clip.

4. The teletubbies yearns for AGAIN AGAIN (??!!!!!) and it actually REPEATS THE SAME VIDEO CLIP ONCE MORE (???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

5. Waving Bye-bye as they jump into their dome. Then one of them appears again to say bye-bye once more! (actually i had a fun time with my brother betting which teletubbie will appear again)

seems like i was quite a teletubbies-fan too.. o.0

But anw, the whole show is basically just a REPLICA OF THE LAST EPISODE which consists of REPEATS AND idiotic 'AGAINS'. And the funny thing is: Kids loved them! I even have a collection of the teletubbies stuffed toyS! (i was a kid once.)

But now that i am older, i revisit the teletubbies hoo-ha once more and uncover much conspiracy and hidden messages.

First, people say tinky winky (purple one, in case u duno) is gay. He/she speaks with a comparatively deeper tone so i presume it is a guy. But he carries a red purse and is surprisingly the most gentle and effeminate creature in teletubbie land. And he is coloured PURPLE: the universal gay pride colour! I think i will just presume that the teletubbies doesnt possess sexuality. -_-

I also notice that Dipsy is much darker than the others, while Po is much fairer than the others. Maybe its to spread the message of rachel racial harmony. People also say that they are evil and satanic, and their plushies reportedly crawls up in the middle of the night and kills people. Though i have not seen my teletubbies toys doing anything unusual while i was asleep yet. (Ok, wait,.. how would i know if i was asleep. OMG)

But wait wait wait, the real funny thing requires a much deeper interpretation of these creatures. Its something that has been around us for so long but never undiscovered. Its a language of sacred geometry, a revealation that will alter the history of cartoon characters.

Its an astonishing truth, concealed for decades, ... unveiled, at last.

By ME!

TER DENG**
*** Da Vinci code movie's prolouge music begins.

And the secret lies in: SIGNS and SYMBOLS.

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Tinky Winky: The Trinity TRIANGLE


Dipsy: The Phallic Straight-UP


Laa-Laa: The TWISTED CURL


PO: The FEMINIST CIRCLE



Ok.. Actually its not such a big revealation. But two of the teletubbies was the main cause for our meaningless laughter for 5 minutes.

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Actually,... i was considering the fertility of these creatures and these 2 special symbols sparked off my imagination.

I was imagining the 2 antennas LIGHT UP in glee while Dipsy and Po get together in HO* ACTIO*! lol! In the mean time, spreading the goodwill message of multiculturalism!

Don't blame me for thinking dirty... Its just due to raging hormones and uncontrolled imagination. haha. =D

I actually wrote such a long entry on teletubbies. lol

=D stupid me. Bye!

Im a Dipsy.
You are a Po.