Reveal

1 I was a premature baby and weighed 1.4kg at birth. I spent 9 months in hospital before my mother took me home.

FALSE.

Probably people thought the first one had to be correct. But this is WRONG. In fact, I was a BIG baby. I weighed 4.1kg and looked one size bigger in the infant care room. And I returned home the next day. I thought that seeing my current size, people would guess this is wrong. But sadly, no one got this right.

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2 As a revenge, I pulled down the shorts of one of my classmate in Kindergarten. He cried.

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3 As a revenge, I pulled down the shorts of one of my classmate in Primary School. He cried. (Eh?)

From what i see, most of you had a hard time considering whether it should be in Kindergarten, or Pri Sch. but muahaha, both is TRUE. -_- I did not realise until I wrote the list either, that i was such a sicko to pull down the pants of my classmates. Its a looooong story, about the childish acts i did when i was a child. so lets skip.

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4 I participated in National Chinese Story Telling competitions twice in Primary School. I won third once. =D

True.

I am definitely not a banana that has lost its roots. I can speak good chinese! 华语 cool!

lame

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5 I hated taking photos as a kid and cried like hell when my passport photo was to be taken. I still have that photo.

TRUE.

Did not know i was camera-shy even when i was young.. I forgotten why I was so against taking the photo but i kept moving about and my passport photo cant be taken. The smart photographer then asked me to look at a mickey mouse picture near the camera and SNAP!

Photo of me, looking innocent and teary-eyed.

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6 I have never kissed a girl on any part of the face (or body) before, out of love.

TRUE.

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7 I had my first wet dream (or,.. Nocturnal Emission) during secondary school. (HAHAHA)

Er, this was just being lame. I just thought, majority of males undergo puberty during secondary school?

Ok, nvm since no one guessed this as false.

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8 I went on stage in Primary School for attaining a commendable PSLE aggregate score of 272 (zai leh!)

FALSE.

HAHAHA trick question. 272 is true :). I was a smart boy.

But whats false is "went on stage"! I think i told many people about this before.. My primary school, for reasons i am not sure, decided to announce students attaining 4 A* and invite them on stage. Lousy me only had 3 A*, so I sat in hall thinking i am such a loser. Turned out that my friend who got 26+ got on stage. Once in a lifetime opportunity - lost.

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9 My mother was disappointed when i was borne a boy. I have two elder brothers.

TRUE.

My mother joked that she was disappointed when the nurse told her that this baby has 小鸡鸡. Most mummys should have been glad to have a baby boy, but not my mum, already having 2 sons. She had hoped for a girl.

But i am sure she is definitely not 'truely' disappointed to have such a cute baby boy at that time,... er yah thats what i think.

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10 I love red/green bean soup. I love it so much, when I was 7, I drank so many bowls of it that I was sent to hospital for food poisoning.

FALSE.

Damn red/green bean soup. They sucks. I hate the mooshie mooshie feeling + it doesnt taste good. No matter how nice my mother say the red/green bean soup has been made, I JUST HATE IT. But they continue calling me to eat it. Why cant they understand -_-

Anw, that food poisoning part was meant to exaggerate and make it sound possible.

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11 I stole my classmate's eraser and other stationaries before in pri school, for a couple of times.

TRUE.

Who havent?

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12 I tried to overtake my neighbour on 4-wheels bicycles at the corridor when I was a kid. In the end, I fell and hit the bonzai racks and my head kept bleeding. My mother bathed me and brought me to hospital. I did not cry throughout.

TRUE.

Stupid me.

But i do have alot of fond memories of my old house at Yishun. :)

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13 My first favourite singer was Fann Wong. Influenced by my brother...

TRUE.

Ya. And i don't understand why people hate her so much. She just happen to be very unlucky and say the wrong stuffs everytime.

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14 I used a pen knife to slice my palm when I was a kid, and it was all bloody, despite my father's warning.

TRUE.

Sorry because i did not mention its 'accidentally'. I think it sounded like a 5 year old kid threatening suicide with a pen knife in his hand. But this was actually quite stupid.

I remembered my father was talking on the phone, and i was in front of him, bored. So i took the pen knife and started cutting a matchstick box. My father was warning me to stop playing because i will cut myself. And the act smart me was confident that nothing will happen and continued slicing.

Then OUCH, due to my father's bad mouth, i cut my palm and there was alot of blood. My father quickly ended his call and anxiously went to search for cotton wool and plasters.

Moral of the story: Listen to your parents.

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15 I chatted on phone with a girl once in pri sch, till 3am in the middle of the night.

TRUE.

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16 I was slapped by my teacher before in primary school.

TRUE

But why? If you though it was because I looked 欠打 in primary school, DAMN YOU. It was not about academics, but because of volleyball.

That day we were having competition later in the morning. We had to go to school early to practise serving. Our teacher, who is also partly our coach, and also my chinese teacher (ya.. primary school~), was angry that our serving sucked and she said she will slap anyone who cannot serve the ball over again. I served into the net, and she really slapped me tight in the face, with force. Damn i still remember it hurts, and it was such an humiliation.

It was definitely not the right teaching/coaching method, and i could have reported her to the school or what, but that was like 6 years ago. Ironically, i thought she was a strict but good chinese teacher.

My brother's girlfriend is a teacher, and her mum is a teacher that used to work under the chinese department in my primary school under my chinese teacher who is the HOD. (complicated, but nvm) Recently, my brother's girlfriend met my that chinese teacher and she told me she look OLD now. She used to be so youthful looking... I wonder whether she will still remember me after so many years.

ok crap.

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17 I did not go to a nursery.

TRUE.

I just did not go to a nursery. Instead, my father taught me maths at home i rmb.

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18 My mother wanted to bring me for piano lessons when I was a kid. But I cried non-stop at the classroom when I heard the sounds of the pianos. I hated musical instruments since.

FALSE.

Ok this was hard. But I don't understand why my mother did not bring me for any enrichment lessons when i was young. I envy people who got the chance to learn piano/violin/singing/ballet when they were young. At least they have a talent to boast now.. I know its never too late to start, but.. ya, u know what i mean.

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19 I have a collection of teddy bears. All of them have names. I can make them walk and talk.

TRUE.

Everyone have their collection of teddy bears i think? Just that me and my brother were a little bit more creative and we named each and everyone of them. We would hold onto them and "tap their butt on the ground" like they are walking, and then "speak for them". Ok that was so childish...

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20 My balls are small. o.0

Er. Everyone seems to know this is false. Why?