F the lizards

I go toilet.

Walk through the kitchen in the dark.

AND THIS FREAKING STICKY SLIMY THING SUDDENLY CLUTCH ONTO MY THIGHS.

AHHHH

It was a ******* lizard.
******* disgusting. I can feel my thighs rotting. I don't even dare to touch my thighs now. I felt molested.

I know you help to kill all mosquitoes, but you are just too damn gross and I would rather be bitten by mosquitoes than have you around.

Why can't home pests be cute like little hamsters and rabbits.

If not, i don't mind you hide behind the refrigerator and cabinets. BUT NEVER COME OUT. You walk around and shit everywhere. DAMN YOU!

I remember that lizard that so accurately fell from the ceiling into the toilet bowl and kept sliding down no matter how hard it climbs. I think it drowned in the end. It was a pathetic sight, but I cant stop laughing.

You are disgusting, gross, unhygenic, scary, noisy, detestable, ...

Your only use is in eating flying bugs which you do simply to fill your stomach and which i can get rid of just by not having stagnant water.

Nobody likes you man. Along with cockroaches, your equally disgusting friend, LEAVE US! Just stay away from us humans!

Yes! YOU ARE DESPISED!

DIE! LIZARDS DIE!