电梯 uploaded!

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Its quite long, 7minutes plus.
Best listened during late night, when its quiet.

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Muahaha its finally uploaded! Many people kept pestering me saying they want to hear my story, ...pissed because I din record and was waiting for them to upload their podcasts too! And even if i post my typewritten draft, it wont be scary anymore, because its the sounds effects that makes it scary what. =D

I always listened to the show every weekend, but most of them were not scary. By scary i mean i will be so coward that i dont dare to take a shower and i sleep curled into a ball covered by blanket and piss on my bed the next day. So i decided to write one and make everyone piss on their pants.

I believe I am a suay person because everytime i send those "Win-an-iPod!" lucky draw stuffs i never get chosen one. I applied for the freaking NDP tickets every year too FOR MY WHOLE FAMILY and din even get 1 damn ticket.

But I thought that i might be luckier with stuffs that have no rewards. So I wrote the best ghost story i could have written and emailed to the DJ.

2 weeks later, i hear it on the radio.

I almost forgot to listen if my brother had not switched on the radio. And I was super excited when i realise my story was gg to be read. My brother was listening and when he heard "我的生日在4月14日" that part he shouted to me "Eh! Same as you leh!". I secretly smirked and din reply.

When the story ended I asked him:

Me: Eh, scary anot??
Bro: Scary la!
Me: hahaha, I WRITE ONE LEH.
Bro: HAR! Really?? Its the scariest one I ever heard la! 很厉害leh!
(Me super proud :])

But the DJ, 崇庆 have to pronounce my name wrongly. I have no complaints when indian or malay teachers or banana chinese pronounces my name wrongly. in any case, i have been called ying-kun, ying-quan, ying-chun (which sounds like 淫春) for who knows how many times.

But what i didnt expect is for a DJ, a CHINESE DJ from a CHINESE radio station to be unable to read 'qun' in hanyupinyin.

He called me ying-ZUN la, wahlao. Maybe you are still laughing at it la.. Its a new word added to my duno-how-to-read-my-name list anyway. maybe 崇庆 likes wu zun alot.

Btw, most of the details of the story are true, but obviously exaggerated at some points. I just linked and organised the many freaky details in my life to create the story. Stuffs like my birthday, the lift, the freaky feeling walking out of the lift lobby, the couple downstairs etc. are actually factual, but obviously the coincidence was staged. :p

I got my inspirations from the 见鬼 movie and Ghost Whisperer actually, and obviously i couldn't forget about the suicide that happened when I was in pri sch.

Hope you guys thought it was scary too, because after listening to it, other ghost stories will sound like comedies.

And maybe next time you take the lift, you will stick to the walls like me. x.x